please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
You took acid last night and I’m up early to go to the grand opening of a new TJMaxx by my house. We couldn’t be more perfect.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
Randomize
