areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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