please come you make the beer taste better
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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