Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
She left me with blue balls so I jerked off on her french toast in the morning.
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
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I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
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You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
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