HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize
