Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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