I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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