ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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