think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
I woke up with my face in a pile of pancakes and 3000 mistakes.
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
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hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
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My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
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