Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
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