Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
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