They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
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