So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
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I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
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I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
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