Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
My vagina is very pro this idea
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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