remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
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Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
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You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
we're so committed to being not committed
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
Another thing to add to the list of things not to do while I'm drunk......explain to the upstairs neighborr how to have quiet orgasams......she now thinks I want to be part of a threesome......fuck my life
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