More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
I just gift wrapped bread.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
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Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
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Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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