dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
love makes seman taste better
you mean i was at the winter classic?
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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