real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
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I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
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Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
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