Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
and I'm going to name my autobiography "blow jobs with enthusiasm are the best"
I'm naming my autobiography "Reasons Not to Date Girls From Texas."
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
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I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
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PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
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