Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
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I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
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i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
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