you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Randomize
