real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
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