Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
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No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
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Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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