i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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