Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
Memo to the bitch sitting across from me at Swamp: no one thinks you're classy with your Louis Vuitton and your Burberry scarf when you're dragging on that cig like it was the last cock on earth and you needed cum for sustenance.
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
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