Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
Todays lesson: Chew your food better when your drunk. I almost choked throwing up this morning.
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
I can't wash the smell of tacos off my hands. I feel like the Lady Macbeth of Chipotle.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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