Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
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