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• (678): View more from Georgia

  quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts

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  too late i think im gettin a gcui

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• (480): View more from Arizona

  p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional

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• (571): View more from Virginia

  I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.

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• (407): View more from Florida

  Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.

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  Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.

  (407): View more from Florida

  Bro? You just made it a target.

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• (845): View more from New York

  I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN

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• (336): View more from North Carolina

  Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.

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• (260): View more from Indiana

  Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?

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• (239): View more from Florida

  I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.

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• (210): View more from Texas

  She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?

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