Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(262): View more from Wisconsin

yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.

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(416): View more from Toronto

i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.

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(704): View more from North Carolina

I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.

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(503): View more from Oregon

since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either

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(417): View more from Missouri

woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.

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(248): View more from Michigan

If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.

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(406): View more from Montana

just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution

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(703): View more from Virginia

How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.

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(712): View more from Iowa

I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!

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