yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
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woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
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The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!