My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
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I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
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Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets