My mom found a condom in my purse
Correction: my mom found a used condom in my purse.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
I just forgot I was standing up.
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
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