If Ritalin and Plan B had an illegitimate child it would smell like me.
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
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She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
Thank you for not boning my boss.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
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I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
The 666th photo in my phone is of him and if that's not a sign that he's secretly the Antichrist, idk what is. Also, bring more rum.
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
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