i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
I woke up with flowers, a tiara & pasta salad in my bed. Tequila makes me act like a fat Disney princess
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
I walk into the pharmacy and I'm like "I need three morning after pills" and the guy was like "uhhhh". All I said was "we didn't plan it, we all just got laid the same night"
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
Help. Why am I so naked?
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