weddingsv make me drug and hornr
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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