No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
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im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
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I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
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