So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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