somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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