There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering
Farmville is her only friend.
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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