normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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