you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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