ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
jump out the window naked night went bad
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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