Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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