capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
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And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
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There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
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