Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
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He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
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She kept screaming "best case scenario"
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
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