We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
Phrase i just heard while watching the U.S. open: "Boy they have really trimmed it well, this has got to be the tightest hole in the Open."
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
I want to fling myself into the sun
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
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