Fine. I'll sleep in my office
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
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Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
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She just locked herself in the bedroom with an unopened bottle of wine and a steak knife. Unfortunately for her fingers, I stopped giving a fuck two hours ago.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
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