Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
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