hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
After last night, I could never be a politician.
I got a call from 999 999 9999. I didn't answer it because I was too busy freaking out about the number.
It was probably Jesus.
I feel like he would have left a message.
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
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