Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
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I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
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eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
A bitchslap is in order.
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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