His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
At least make sure they are 18
Why
When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
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everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
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So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
Public service announcement: Just bc it is Margarita Monday does NOT mean your stomach will readily accept that much alcohol. There IS a reason it isn't called Magical Monday. On that note, better luck on Tequila Tuesday.
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