Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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