We played Rock, Paper, Scissors last night to see who was the least drunk to drive.
The Rock won.
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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