i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
the liver wants what the liver wants
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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