I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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