He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
I left a bag of circus animal cookies in my car all day. they melted together into on giant cookie. this could either be the best or worst thing ever
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
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