at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
One good thing about being really drunk when you go out to dinner is that the leftovers are a surprise. These quesadillas had shrimp in them! Who knew?
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
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