I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
I miss vodka workout Fridays
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
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Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
Posting happy birthday to my grandpa on Facebook.... Then realizing my profile pic is me dressed as a slutty cop when he used to be a police officer.
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
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