3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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