READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
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