IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
Please save me from this creative non fiction class. I just wrote a paper about how I spend unhealthy amounts of time with my cat.
I spend unhealthy amounts of time watching RuPaul's Drag Race.
I referred to the cat as amicable.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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