I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
You need a sexual gate keeper
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
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