people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
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i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
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