They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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